Life's better with cake and a sprinkle of fairy dust
My first cake of 2013 was also a penis cake that stood tall and proud for a hen’s night, the only difference was this latest stud comes equipped with abs and a streaky fake tan. Hubby’s August copy of Men’s Health was lying around while I was decorating this cake. The dude on the cover had some impressive abs. Yums.
The streaky fake tan was my fault really. I decided his muscles needed some definition and employed some petal dust. Sadly, petal dust and barely dried fondant were a combination headed for disaster.
This was also the first cake I’d made with my homemade fondant recipe, which was way yummier (almond-flavoured) than the commercial, plasticky goo from Phoon Huat. Still tooth-achingly sweet but without the strange chemical taste of its store-bought counterparts.
NSFW (Not safe for work). Definitely very NSFC too (Not Safe for Children).
That’s right. Not Safe For Prudes.