Cake Fairy Tales

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Not Another Penis Cake!



My first cake of 2013 was also a penis cake that stood tall and proud for a hen’s night, the only difference was this latest stud comes equipped with abs and a streaky fake tan. Hubby’s August copy of Men’s Health was lying around while I was decorating this cake. The dude on the cover had some impressive abs. Yums.

The streaky fake tan was my fault really. I decided his muscles needed some definition and employed some petal dust. Sadly, petal dust and barely dried fondant were a combination headed for disaster.

This was also the first cake I’d made with my homemade fondant recipe, which was way yummier (almond-flavoured) than the commercial, plasticky goo from Phoon Huat. Still tooth-achingly sweet but without the strange chemical taste of its store-bought counterparts.

NSFW (Not safe for work). Definitely very NSFC too (Not Safe for Children).


That’s right. Not Safe For Prudes.

2 comments on “Not Another Penis Cake!

  1. andmorefood
    September 23, 2013

    this is hilarious – and I like the tiny polka dotted pants.

    and uhm, that cake needs some tissue (and possibly less viagra, given it’s still remarkably upright after having released its man-matter).

    • danayong
      September 23, 2013

      Haha… thanks for liking! I know right… seems like every bride-to-be wants to have her penis cake and eat it too – nobody ever asked for a flaccid one, but everyone wants the white pearly stuff!

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